“The Big Bamboo” Jamaica Calypso Soca 😂🌴😂

These lyrics omg lmao 🤣😂

 

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The Shuffle

A plan for every man

Who lives on earth

An invisible prison

Trapped since birth

The strings aren’t seen

By the naked eye

Struggle every day

Tryin’ to get by

Go to work

Pay the bills

Just enough for basics

Not enough for frills

Workin’ for decades

Need a chance to chill

A constant climb

Uphill

No time

Can’t stand still

A matter of will

Gotta dig outta this rut

Keep going no matter what.

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Official Poll: People Choose the Internet over Bacon, Beer, Shoes, Friends, & Underpants

Well the title is pretty self-explantory isn’t it? Thanks for the chuckles, great for the Soul 😉 On a side note, he makes a great point – albeit a bit worrisome – with one of the later comparisons, after those polls 🤔 I’m gonna guess that’s not coming from those who were born before we had the Internet, but where born into it.🤣

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#WalkAway: Bill Burr ‘Lets Go of Religion’ Hilariously

Bill Burr’s ‘How I Walked Away from Religion’

I know the quality is meh, but the audio works just fine 😉

 

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#WalkAway from the ties you bind yourself with!

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Thank you Jordan Sather (Destroying the Illusion) for enlightening me about the excellent trending hashtag #WalkAway 🐾


Mr. Val Patterson

Mr. Val Patterson’s life motto was, as he wrote in his own obituary:

“Anything for a laugh.”

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At first, his obit starts off rather typically, listing what he enjoyed most in life. But the laugh comes in when he simply can’t keep the good guy act up anymore. As he went to his grave, he found the deep need to confess his life’s crimes. Patterson was a downright thief, on multiple counts. Only his ploys weren’t all about diamonds or rare paintings.

“As it turns out,” he writes, “I AM the guy who stole the safe from the Motor View Drive Inn back in June, 1971. I could have left that unsaid, but I wanted to get it off my chest. Also, I really am NOT a Ph.D.” In fact, Mr. Patterson never actually graduated college. A clerical error resulted in not only a college diploma, but also an unearned Ph.D.

He adds, “I never did learn what the letters ‘PhD’ even stood for.”

Thankfully, he didn’t receive a Ph.D for medicine, or a lot more people would have written their own obituaries by now, but he did work as a professional electrical engineer. Oh, & that’s not all. Just to spite a “mean park ranger,” the man rolled rocks on top of a geyser to ruin the ranger’s day.

Patterson also admits to being banned from both Disneyland & SeaWorld, but gives no reason why.

What a life!


Source:  Most hilarious obituaries of all time on Grunge


 

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How adorable is this?! 

Found this cute quote online – I only created the pic.

Gotta find out who’s work this is so I can properly credit them – & maybe take them out for a drink!

Love a quirky, goofy sense of humor 😉